Department of Mysteries
{ MINISTRY OF MAGIC }
Fortune vomits on my eiderdown

Nice to meet you. Multi fandom blog because I'm indecisive. Apologies in advance for everything

lipsitck:

when i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me

(via theturtleshavethephonebox)

It’s so difficult to describe depression to someone who’s never been there, because it’s not sadness. I know sadness. Sadness is to cry and to feel. But it’s that cold absence of feeling— that really hollowed-out feeling.

J.K. Rowling (via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

(Source: feellng, via electrogirrl)

hey-sass-butt:

avenging-winchesters:

stereotypicalpotato:

alexxkingston:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

doctorangel:

dancetaire:

thejuryjacker:

lordticklefish:

hoenheiny:

touchingtennantshair:

consultingdetectivesherlockh:

hopelesslyhiddled:

taking the students’ dignity as a final screw you

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
THAT NO ONE EVER WAS

ALL THE PRETTY GIRLS ALL AROUND THE WORLD 
ARE SO IN LOVE WITH JARED PADALECKI

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS IN JAPANESE]

I wish one of my teacher’s did this.

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE IDEA
MINE IS BEING CREATIVE

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS FIVE SEPARATE PARTS OF ONE DAY MORE]

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON!
THEY’RE WILL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE.
LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST! DON’T CHYA CRY NO MORE!!!!!

I LIKE ALL THE GIRLS AND ALL THE GIRLS LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAMAAAAAAA JUST KILLED A MANNNNNNNPUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD PULLED MY TRIGGER NOW HES DEAAAAAAAAAD 

I’d just sing a Skrillex song tbh

DEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
DOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DOOOOO DOOOO DOOOO DOOOO DOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dododododo
aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOHEEEEEEEEOHHHHHHHH
DOO DOOO DOOO DODODOOOO
DOOOOOOOOOOOOO DODODODOOOOO
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DODODODO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

This extra credit option is on a test on Elie Wiesel’s Night and while I think it’s a hilarious extra credit option, I also think that maybe this was not the test on which to do it.

watchtheskytonight:

little-bit-fancy:

Today I came across a wi-fi connection called ‘Hogwarts’
I decided I would hack my first wi-fi
I put in ‘alohomora’ 
It worked 

bless you

(Source: johngreenisokay, via freckles-and-feathers-forever)