Department of Mysteries
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Fortune vomits on my eiderdown

Nice to meet you. Multi fandom blog because I'm indecisive. Apologies in advance for occasional rants

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

(via fictional-ambiance)

halleluyall:

satumitsumi:

nergal-junior:

(To Westboro Baptist Church)

"If you really believe in standing up to those threatening the Christian way of life," Hills said on his UK television program "The Last Leg," "how about putting your money where your mouth is, taking a direct flight to Iraq and picketing the people threatening to behead Christians if they don’t convert?"

Hills then took his suggestion a step further by making a generous offer. “I will personally pay for every member of the Westboro Baptist Church to fly to Iraq right now. I’ll even fly you first class and pay the carbon offset.”

GUYS

THEY ACCEPTED

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(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

thefarfire:

jr-abraxas:

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

Christ almighty

(via http-val)

rubysrocket:

Just in case you didn’t know, the 2015 women’s world cup with 24 teams will be the largest women only sporting event in history.

(via sherlock-series-five)